1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond
The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention…
(Source: rubyvroom)
Family Guy Screenplay Part II
| Lois: | peter dinner |
| Peter: | louise |
| Meg: | im the daughter |
| Peter: | shut the fuck up mage |
| Chris poops on Stewie's face | |
| Stew: | i'm gay i love poop |
| Brian: | liberalism |
| Lois: | peter take out the trash |
| Peter: | that reminds me of the time i took out the trash. with a b-list celebrity from the 80s |
| Brian: | i'm not voting for the republican next election |
More wackiness from 1982’s What If..? #34. Though I feel awful for poor Spidey in that last panel, I’ll bet the honeymoon was totally worth it.
Okay, this meme’s pretty brilliant. Reading more of them on quickmeme made my inner religions nerd squeel with delight. “Good Guy Lucifer” LOL
The skeleton said, “Hehe. Are you jealous? Cigarettes don’t hurt me, so I can smoke as much as I want to. I’m feeling sorry for you because they hurt you.” I answered, “That’s true. They hurt me, but I’m willing to take the risk. I’m feeling sorry for you as well. Because you can’t even enjoy smoking. You have no lung, mouth, tongue and so on. You only have bones.”
